I'm Not Really A Growth Hacker

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I should work on better headlines, but I don’t want my email xml to get jammed up;

It stops sending when their is a character copies from where I type into the headline.

I want better headlines. I want my headlines to get clicked. I don’t understand. And I shouldn’t say I don’t understand why when I Pay The Bird Dog keywords it helps better than writing a full article.

It’s not art, it’s matching.

I’m matching buyers and sellers. Cash buyers and motivated sellers. This sends an email.

You can Access The Flock.

I shouldn’t have to explain what I am selling when I am on the phone. 1 year of phones to negotiate what it is you think I am selling. 

It is a brand. It is a matching service: I am selling you, matching you with a list. Not just any list but a match. An algorithm. To someone with money.

I am matching you with Fistfuls of Cash.

The more Fistfuls of Cash you have the richer you are. I can tell because you stay subscribed. It’s not the Bird Dogging. The more Fistfuls of Cash you have the more you are retained.

The Fistfuls of Cash are money. They have the cap rate and the email of the cash - the cash buyer.

You know that. Already. I know that.

I have a chart of the Fistfuls of Cash Flocking.

You can’t Growth Hack a platform.

I don’t even know if my writing does anything. It just sends emails.

You keep searching for stuff in the Bird Cage.

You want a free cash buyer list. I rank for nationwide cash buyer list.

You come on my website so I have to know if you are a Tire Kicker or someone with money. I predict.

My writing isn’t as good as the other websites. But it’s my voice. That's all that matters. I thought my writing was cash. But it’s a long term to pay off.

Your’e interested in Mixpanel funnels. I don’t even pay for Mixpanel funnels. I just use the Segmentation of different line charts. It’s deprecating to Insights. I like calculating the conversion rate. I’m not using the conversion rate this month. I’m forecasting price. I’m using Metcalfe’s Law to determine Flock.

You can’t Growth Hack a platform.

This is real estate. 

I am selling a list.

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